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"It's not my goddamn planet! Understand, monkey boy?!"--John Bigboote'

In Real Life

This monkeyboy is Ted Biewer, extra-ordinary graduate student in plasma physics at the University of Wisconsin-Madison.

Goals 2000

I'm a simple guy, but I'd like:

To finish the Madison (half) Marathon. --achieved 5/28/2000
To finish in the top 3 of my age group in a triathlon.
To finish in the top 5 overall in a duathlon.
To swim a sub-7 minute quarter mile. --achieved 3/17/2000
To run a sub-21 minute 5k.--achieved 9/24/200
To graduate with a Ph.D.
To find a job.
To be able to touch my toes.

Calendar

May	June	July
August	September	October

January 2000

Sat, Jan 29th	Sun, Jan 30th
CronoMetro Bike Swap	open

February 2000

Sat, Feb 5th	Sun, Feb 6th
open	Ride the Rockies route available
Sat, Feb 12th	Sun, Feb 13th
UW Running Club Valentine's 5k	open
Sat, Feb 26th	Sun, Feb 27th	Mon, Feb 28th	Tue, Feb 29th	Wed, Mar 1st
Chicago Bike Expo	Chicago Bike Expo	RFP Workshop	RFP Workshop	RFP Workshop

March 2000

Sat, March 11th	Sun, March 12th
Budget Bike o' Rama	Budget Bike o' Rama
Sat, March 25th	Sun, March 26th
Pyramid Run	open

April 2000

Sat, April 8th	Sun, April 9th
UW Cycling Club Road Race	open
Sat, April 22nd	Sun, April 23rd
Evansville, Alex Party, Dance Show	Easter at Aunt Ruth's
Sat, April 29th	Sun, April 30th
Whitewater Race Photos and Results	open

May 2000

Sat, May 6th	Sun, May 7th
open	open
Sat, May 13th	Sun, May 14h
open	TOSRV
Sat, May 20th	Sun, May 21st
Beloit Duathlon and Chetan's Grad. Photos and Results	open
Sat, May 27th	Sun, May 28th
rest (CB Blue Mounds Classic)	Madison 1/2 Marathon Photos and Results

June 2000

Sat, June 3rd	Sun, June 4th	Mon. June 5th	Tue, June 6th	Wed. June 7th	Thu. June 8th	Fri. June 9th
leave for PRNL	Pictured Rocks NL	Pictured Rocks NL Photos	Pictured Rocks NL	Christina's Birthday at Pictured Rocks NL	return from PRNL	leave for TOMRV
Sat,June 10th	Sun, June 11th
TOMRV Photos	TOMRV
Sat, June 17th	Sun, June 18th
open	UW Health Sports Triathlon
Fri, June 23rd	Sat, June 24th	Sun, June 25th
BSG Road Race	open	Blue Mounds Virtual Hill Climb

July 2000

Sat, July 1st	Sun, July 2nd
Mad City Crit. (wenger@cs.wisc.edu) and Tour de France and GRABAAWR begin	Biewer Family Reunion
Sat, July 8th	Sun, July 9th
Vika Hika Bika Biathlon jnelson@gibraltar.k12.wi.us	Madison Classic Triathlon
Sat, July 15th	Sun, July 16th	Mon, July 17th	Tue, July 18th	Wed, July 19th	Thu, July 20th	Fri, July 21st
Janesville Tri. (ymca@ticon.net) or Troutman Du. (value@itol.com) or Stevens Point Tri.	Manitowoc Crit.	BTOC	Bicycle Tour of Colorado	BTOC	Bicycle Tour of Colorado	BTOC
Sat, July 22nd	Sun, July 23rd
Wakeshau Crit. or Castle Rock Tri.	Tour de France ends and RAGBRAI begins
Sat, July 29th	Sun, July 30th
RAGBRAI ends	open

August 2000

Sat, August 5th	Sun, August 6th
open	NATS Madison Triathlon
Sat, August 12th	Sun, August 13th
JKAS Century	open
Sat, August 19th	Sun, August 20th
Downers Grove Grand Prix	open
Sat, August 26th	Sun, August 27th
open	Waunakee Hill Country Biathlon cborkows@wisc.org

September 2000

Sat, September 2nd	Sun, September 3rd
open	Wright Stuff Century
Sat, September 9th	Sun, September 10th
Lake Geneva Triathlon or Team Time Trial	Fox River Duathlon or Devil's Challenge Triathlon
Sat, September 16th	Sun, September 17th
Fat Tire Fest	Fat Tire Fest
Sat, September 23rd	Sun, September 24th
open	Canterbury Run
Sat, September 30th	Sun, October 1st
open	Whitewater Biathlon (klattg@uww.edu)

October 2000

Sat, October 7th	Sun, October 8th
Mt. Horeb Biathlon 608-437-3400	open
Sat, October 14th	Sun, October 15th
Hilly Hundred	Hilly Hundred
Sat, October 21st	Sun, October 22nd	Mon, October 23rd	Tue, October 24th	Wed, October 25th	Thu, October 26th	Fri, October 27th
open	APS or Chicago Marathon	APS	APS	APS	APS	APS

Training

1999 Totals

Wisconsin Multisport Triathlon Series Results

Name	City	Year	Event	All	Sex	Div	Divis	1Time	1Rank	1Pace	TranTime	2Time	2Rank	2Pace	TranTime	3Time	3Rank	3Pace	Time
Biewer, Theodore	Madison, WI	2000	NATS-Madison Long	78	66	13	M2529	26:22	142	62.2	2:53	1:03:22	34	23.5	0:47	45:09	127	7:16	2:18:32
Biewer, Theodore	Madison, WI	2000	Madison Classic Long	39	35	9	M2529	11:05	116	52.9		39:58	28	24.0		26:46	68	6:42	1:20:26
Biewer, Theodore	Madison, WI	1999	Devils Challenge	44	41	10	M2529	9:16	139	47.6		41:18	23	21.8		23:39	79	7:24	1:16:44
Biewer, Theodore	Madison, WI	1999	USTS Madison - Long	145	125	26	M2529	29:44	202	55.2		1:02:51	63	22.5		48:19	208	7:47	2:24:29
Biewer, Theodore	Madison, WI	1999	Madison Classic Long	73	63	17	M2529	17:50	152	32.9		40:02	28	24.0		29:18	100	7:20	1:30:26
Biewer, Theodore	Madison, WI	1998	Devils Challenge	94	87	23	M2529	8:42	137	50.7		44:21	45	20.3		26:55	158	7:55	1:19:57

Other Race Results

Name	City	Year	Event	All	Sex	Div	Divis	1Time	1Rank	1Pace	TranTime	2Time	2Rank	2Pace	TranTime	3Time	3Rank	3Pace	Time
Biewer, Theodore	Madison, WI	2000	Whitewater Biathlon	6	6	1	M2529	20:39		6:27	0:32	34:36		23.8					55:39
Biewer, Theodore	Madison, WI	2000	Waunakee Du	7	7	2	M2529	12:49		6:06	0:45	40:50		21.3	0:18	13:18		6:37	1:08:01
Biewer, Theodore	Madison, WI	2000	Beloit Du.	15	15	3	M2529	10:25		5:13		27:38		23.9		9:48		4:56	0:49:10
Biewer, Theodore	Madison, WI	1999	Mt Horeb Du.	11	11	1	M2529	12:47		6:23		45:38		18.0		14:14		7:07	1:12:40
Biewer, Theodore	Madison, WI	1999	Waunakee Du	9	9	2	M2529	12:48		6:24		42:11		21.0		13:52		7:56	1:08:52
Wright, Biewer, Farmer	Madison, WI	1999	Castle Rock Tri.	1	NA	1	coed relay	9:58	3			43:47	1	22.7		22:18	1	7:26	1:16:03
Wright, Biewer, Farmer	Madison, WI	1999	Galena Tri.	3	NA	2	coed relay	13:01	6			48:07	1	21.4		28:54	2	7:14	1:30:01

Other Links

Bicycle Community Page

USA Triathlon

Badgerland Striders

HeadHunter Multisport Club

UW-Triathlon Team

The Running Zone

Odd Parity

UW-Cycling Club
RaceGate
Duathlon.com
RaceDates Finder
Ironman Live
Madison Hash House Harriers
Mike Bentley's Mega Bike Ride List

Ted Biewer (biewer@loki.physics.wisc.edu)