The Many Manifestations of the Mysterious Gwendolyn

by Cliff Pickover, Reality Carnival

Gwendolyn was a typical Brooklyn atheist, unable to believe in spiritual matters. She wandered the streets of SoHo, contemplating the meaning of existence. She took acid in Belgium, and mushrooms in Amsterdam and at the Arizona-Sonoma Desert Museum. She felt like a shadow. Dead. Despite her emptiness, or perhaps because of it, she won an international poetry award for her epic 'Crossing Mongolia on Horseback'.

Now she is happy. Last year, Gwendolyn spent a month with the Bari tribe of Venezuela where they taught her how to throw the shugda, their traditional spear made of palm wood. She spent six months living in New Orleans, in a room on rue de l'Elysée, where she read Keats, Milton, and Wordsworth. Her fondest memories are as an adventurer heading west on horseback and camping with Native Anericans of the Uinta tribe in Snake River valley.

Her peak experience in life was swimming with the Humboldt squids in the Sea of Cortes. Last month, she drove an old Iranian van on dirt roads in the Zerafshan Valley of Tajikistan, where she met the Yagnob people and taught them the complete works of St. Ignatius Loyola, and in turn they taught her about the art of sword making.

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